Boyz
Gamez
Kid-directed prototypes from Starship Hofman. Theo, Sol, and River bring the wild paper concepts; Number One turns them into playable little worlds before adults overthink it.
Sol Section
Toy factory chaos, maze tricks, long slap arms, little crawlers, and suspicious boss monsters.
Theo Section
Blob evolutions, stick fights, bean burrito score attacks, secret flamethrowers, zombies, and boss fights with terrible hug policies.
Blob Blaster
Play as a green blob, evolve into blue and mega red forms, find the hidden flamethrower, and defeat the terrifying Free Hugs boss.
Stick Fight Specials
Theo's stick-figure battle game: pick Theo, Sol, River, or Dad, choose easy/med/hard AI, jump with up arrow, run side to side, and chain sick fight specials.
Solo Bince
Theo's bean burrito arcade: eat beans, dodge spicy blobs, bank burritos, trigger Burrito Burst, and count all the points at the end.
Snake Classic
Theo's blue-marker classic: eat dots for high score, grow longer, dodge the border, and don't crash into your own snake body.
River Section
Space rescue chaos, flailing kitties, firefighter trampoline tactics, and suspiciously majestic cloud awards.
Space Kitties
River's first game: catch flailing space kitties with a firefighter trampoline, bounce them into the rescue cloud, and win a medal from the Kitty God.
Web Wrangler
Chase buggies across a giant web, wrap them in silk, repair snapped strands, and stop the Bug Queen from collapsing River's web.
Sus Vote
River's imposter knock-off: finish spaceship tasks, watch who acts suspicious, call a meeting, and vote the faker out.